Fact: At any given moment there is at least a 70% chance that Slender Man is behind you. Even right now.
“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ was his response. ‘I don’t know,’ Alice answered. ‘Then,’ said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.” - Lewis Carroll; Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland